Males and items, the archetypes

"Girls and their curls and their gourmet vomit
Boys and their toys and their six inch rockets"

"Homewrecker" - Marina And The Diamonds
 

Yesterday I was watching some kind of Spanish sitcom (that was quite one of the reasons to say "Spanish things suck") called La Que Se Avecina. Just don't watch it. EVER. The thing is that I saw a really annoying stereotype in it: a retard ape, called Amador, was trying to mate with some female apes (like in almost every single chapter of the sitcom), encouraged by his friends (all of them were males, of course) while his wife was concerned about how much Amador loved her. What a wonderful truth of society: if the woman was the one trying to fuck, she would be called a bitch... and she was, indeed, when once she cheated on her husband!

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But, by far, the worst part of gender stereotypes is how it makes all males exactly the same. Boys have forgotten they have to cry and show their emotions, and that made them really less likable to girls! Can't they see? What a girl looks for in a boy is someone who understands her, who has the same feelings that her! Of course, insensitive boys get sex, but there's no way they get true love, because there's no way they're showing it to their pairs, so all they are going to get is someone with a broken heart who truly loved them and was actually destroyed by their inability to show any feeling!
 

An example of musclegut. Art by Grisser

And they will keep following the stereotype like sheep because they are naive enough to think every girl likes the same (no, sweetie, I'm a girl and I like males with big bellies, and I am not the only one)! Every time I see the typical Facebook photo of a skinny (not necessarily sexy) girl with a chubby boyfriend it is followed by comments as beautiful and lovely as "she loves him for his money" or "she's just a bitch, she doesn't even like him"... Well, I just can't conceive how someone can like skinny guys: hugging someone that hard is just like embracing a pole so, tell me, why would I want a skinny guy if I have a nice streetlight just in front of my house? I want to present you another kind of guy: it's called musclegut, and it consists of a boy with enormous arm muscles and a big belly. I personally call these men Epic legendary huggers and, believe me, I can't conceive how someone can like better any other kind of man (lucky we are, of likes diversity, though!).

But... Hey, wait! Don't you think girls are better than boys in a single point! See, I'm SO TIRED of women trying to be liked by men as a major goal! Half of females is trying to get rights and get to the same point of men... while the other half is full of sexual items proud of being so! Girls don't seem to want their brains and hearts to be recognised, they just wear the most revealing clothes they can, shake their "booties" for the boys and judge each other; that's not a brained woman, that's a barbie for some guy to take and replace!
 

Take a look at an ancient sexual female stereotype!

And, of course, girls have the same exact problem with physical stereotypes: why do they think every guy likes the same? It is not even biologically logical! Just look at the female anatomy: they are not meant to be skinny as society teaches them to be, sheesh! They aren't even meant to be skinny at all!
 

I find stereotypes awful, and I find people following them even more awful. There's no way I'm changing my point of view about it.
 

Get real bodies, males, soft ones.